1. how much data I am using without having to download an app — you can already do that.

2. easier for me to type — it’s already easier than on android

3. Siri’s features offline — OK, as soon as Google gives you Google search offline

4. Make notifications better — they’re already better than android

5. Maps available offline — This is Google’s fault, not Apple’s. iOS 6 maps will be significantly more compact, allowing you to use much wider areas of a map offline.

6. unzip files — your email server allows zip files? Wow, how 20th century. If you’re a zip file sufferer, you can unzip with the free Dropbox app.

Dear Apple, send me a million dollars or I’ll switch to a phone that isn’t as good as yours just to spite you!!!

It’s not you’re wishing too much but that some of your wishes already exist and some just won’t come.

You will come back.

Apple makes products they would love to use, not to fulfill some paid troll wish list!

1. When having an iPhone automatically cuts of my balls.

Only when 1 is true will I switch to Android. Hell no, I would buy a phone that can do text if you really try. No other phone is smart enough to be called smartphone. <- that last thing is a period.

It doesn’t work on my iPhone 4S. No blinking light despite enabling it in Settings->General->Accessibility->LED flash for alerts.

Second of all I heard that it only blinks for 2 seconds once. No reminders if you don’t check your phone and missed it blinking.

Thirdly, I heard that it doesn’t blink for incoming email messages.

Totally lame implementation.

Like Siri, another useless and lame feature from Apple.

1. Show me exactly how much data I am using without having to download an app

–Why? If you’re bumping up against your data cap that often, you need to buy more data. Or stop trying to download porn on your iPhone.

2. Make it easier for me to type

–I think a larger screen will take care of that. Otherwise, WTF?

3. Give me some of Siri’s features offline

–I agree that Siri should be able to dial a phone number from my Contacts, make an appointment, and do other things that don’t require an internet connection when I don’t have one. Let me call someone while in my car via Siri. And sometime’s its just that the connection doesn’t seem good enough to satisfy Siri, even though other data works just fine. Probably more about Siri coming out of beta than anything else.

4. Make notifications better

–Um, Apple just did in iOS 5. Perhaps you could elaborate? Want a tiny monkey to come out and tap you on the shoulder when it’s time for your bottle?

5. Make Maps available offline

–We’ll see what iOS 6 Maps has in store, but that’s what other apps are for. You know, some of the half a billion apps available for iOS and NOT Android.

6. Let me unzip files directly on my device (at least allow it from emails and trusted sources)

–Yyyyeeeaaaahhhh, because setting up millions of iPhones as a new botnet would be a FANTASTIC idea. If you need to unzip that many files, get a MacBook Air and don’t go clogging my data airwaves with your trojan virus spam malware.

The speed and accuracy (for me) is far better on iOS.
Spell check in AndybotOS is a pain in the butt and intrusive.

I believe the author accidentally is reviewing an Android phone confused that is is an iPhone.

Bot lovers, once claimed that
Flash,
an SD slot and
a task manager
made them comfy happy users.

Now apparently Maps and Voice dictation
offline are all the craze?

Does Android truly offer voice dictation offline now?

Offline Maps, please don’t try to convince me that this too is available in Android now?

LOL

No kidding’! And with such a petulant baby tone. “If I don’t get exactly what *I*, I’m going to hold my breath. Then you’ll be sorry.”

And “the iPhone feels stale” — gimme a break.

He picks 6 things at random that Android does that iOS doesn’t, doesn’t bother explaining why he wants them, or what they’re used for, or how much of a priority it is, then calls it a ‘story’. Typical BS.

Unzip files directly on your iPad? WTF? 3) and 4) are just braindead and vague. The rest are boring and useless. iPhone already has a way better soft keyboard than Android (I have an Android device, I know how bad it is).

You can tap but the cursor often doesn’t end up where I want it to. You can touch-hold to get the magnifying glass but that’s slower than using a mouse on traditional computer. Remember the original 1984 Mac keyboard had no arrow keys, and just like iOS, users were expected to use the pointing device to change cursor position. The arrow keys returned soon after.

The forward delete doesn’t even need to be a separate key: shift (hold) + delete is good enough.

I admit that arrow keys take away too much display space on current iPhones, but iPads have plenty of space, and the new iPhone 5 supposedly has a bigger screen to work with.

Competition is a good thing!

The World: (To themselves) Who the fsck is this asshole? (Total and complete ignorance of this insignificant waste of skin.)

Result: This article and many like it.

As for the rest, what whiny nitpicking!

That or Apple will have moved the bar yet again and Samsung and others will be scrambling to recommend changes that are similar to the new iPhone and iOS 6.

I’m not holding my breath.