Comments on: Samsung names new CEO

By: MacHeadB

MacHeadB — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 06:10:23 +0000

The hired the Best Copier to be the new CEO.

He who copies best shall one day become King of the copyCats!

By: Peter Blood

Peter Blood — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 17:08:39 +0000

Best to keep Monkey Boy locked up in the Room Of Chairs for his throwing enjoyment. A public Ballmer is a very public embarassment to himself and his company. I would be surprised if Gates himself hadn’t told him to cool it and knock the Bozo act off.

By: O

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:32:22 +0000

yeah… ’cause war is free and we always win.

btw, nice purse dog.

By: Michael G

Michael G — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:20:31 +0000

Like the way Ryan Gosling pummeled the guy in the elevator in the movie, Drive?

By: banjo

banjo — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:58:33 +0000

speaking of Ballmer…………..oh where oh where is the sweaty fat bastard? WinBlows * is coming and I have seen hide nor hair (pun intended) of his girthship.

By: DMac

DMac — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:48:49 +0000

LOL!!

By: Buster

Buster — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:33:21 +0000

Spoken like a true bleeding heart, namby-pamby liberal. Apple should kick them in the ass, punch them in the face and when they are on the ground stomp them into little pieces

By: themusicdoc

themusicdoc — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:30:59 +0000

We’re taking over an inexpensive boarding house??

By: 3l3c7ro

3l3c7ro — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:47:49 +0000

I don’t want Apple to waste money crushing a viable company. I just want justice and my stock to keep its value. If they want a war, they both lose. If they want justice, let them bring it to a court and seek a fair resolution there.

By: Jersey_Trader

Jersey_Trader — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:33:35 +0000

Hostel takeover! Tim, take some of the cash that has fallen of the wheel barrel on the way to the bank and buy out Samsung Electronics please. Keep what Apple wants and sell or CRUSH the rest of it. Let it be an example to the other venders that may think about screwing with Apple! That is how you really “go thermal nuclear”!

By: el Tritoma

el Tritoma — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:15:47 +0000

i am pretty sure apple is suing them for copying not for allegedly copying. apple might allege that they are copying, but the suit has to be for the actual activity. sometimes writers just throw alleged into sentences without thinking about what they are writing.

By: SeekerOfTruthAndJustice

SeekerOfTruthAndJustice — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:51:39 +0000

“Ladies and gentlemen of the Samsung family. I would like to introduce our new CEO,
Xerox Chang! He makes fantastic copies at twice the speed and half the cost!”

By: blaargh

blaargh — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:48:15 +0000

But seriously, I wonder how much of this was pressure from Cook? They’re slavish copiers, but they’re extremely intelligent copiers… I’m sure they can see when the writing’s on the wall and need to protect themselves from one side or the other imploding. Whether we like it or not, this is a fantastic way for them to gain market share while they build or acquire a new, non-copied OS.

By: Lars H

Lars H — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:44:50 +0000

Puh what a relief, I thought they headhunted Steve Ballmer when I read the headline!
Thank god MIcrosoft is still in the safe hands of Ballmer.

By: blaargh

blaargh — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:43:00 +0000

That’s awesome!

By: silverhawk1

silverhawk1 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:27:56 +0000

+++++

By: Kevin

Kevin — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:26:47 +0000

First Apple replaces its CEO in Aug 2011, and 10 months later, Samsung slavishly copies them and replaces their CEO!!

By: Jax44

Jax44 — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 13:20:14 +0000

New CEO’s name:
Rim Rook.

We don’t copy!