The Telegraph reports, “Steve Jobs, Apple’s chief executive, doesn’t often answer emails from his customers but when he does his replies are short and blunt. Here’s our top five.”

• Will iPad would support ‘tethering?’ No.
• Where are the MacBook Pro and Mac Pro updates? Not to worry.
• Will iPad support Google’s Picasa? No, but iPhoto on the Mac has much better Faces and Places features.
• Your lawyers say ‘iPodRip’ infringes on your trademark. Can you help? Change your app’s name. Not that big of a deal.
• I have to pay Apple to see if my water-damaged MacBook Pro can be fixed? This is what happens when your MacBook Pro sustains water damage. They are pro machines and they don’t like water. It sounds like you’re just looking for someone to get mad at other than yourself.

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: Not only doesn’t Jobs suffer fools gladly, he’s extremely efficient.