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RUMOR: Apple co-founder Woz dating D-lister Kathy Griffin

Friday, August 17, 2007 · 3:11 pm · 44 Comments

D-List comedienne Kathy Griffin is rumored to be dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

Griffin, who divorced former husband Matt Moline last year, reportedly met millionaire Wozniak after he watched her stand-up show last month.

Segway Polo team member Woz has been married three times and has three children.

Woz remains an Apple employee and a shareholder.

More at Gizmodohere and The San Francisco Gatehere.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader "Brian" for the heads up.]

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Mr. Reeee

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:14 pm · Reply

Woof! Woof!
Paddy O'Reilly O'Schwartzenburg

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:18 pm · Reply

And this is on MDN… why?
Chair Throwing MonkeyBoy

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:19 pm · Reply

Damm Woz, gets all the women

throws chair

Bring on some Uncle Fester news!!!
No Squirt For You

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:19 pm · Reply

Now THIS is news we can use.

She also dated Ron Jeremy. Wear a raincoat, Woz.
Scarbro

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:31 pm · Reply

Woz is really slummin it… with his millions he could have at least bought his way to the B or C list.

This has to be another one of his practical jokes.

Say it ain’t so, Woz!
2x

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:39 pm · Reply

D-list? Kathy Griffin is awesome.. But then again, I am a gay man and she is a bit of a fag hag..

Anyway, Woz is a bit of a D-List tech whore, isn’t he? He left Apple years ago, but is doing everything he can nowadays to basque in the spotlight of Apple’s second coming..
hmmmm

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:39 pm · Reply

Woz is a cool kat … however, he’s old – kinda weird lookin – certainly a nerd (regardless if he is a legend!)

So, with all things considered, this is most likely a decent catch for him.

Last month he went to see a friend of mine’s band play – left a cool myspace message! So he must be gettin around town!!
bill

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:42 pm · Reply

yawn …
BC Kelly

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 3:51 pm · Reply

Hey Woz

You go dawg
Reclaimer

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:04 pm · Reply

Woz needs to be doing more with his time than fooling with that foul-mouth wench.

He’s just pissing his talent away day by day.
doc

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:06 pm · Reply

I had to look her up because I was not sure who she was.
bob

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:10 pm · Reply

She is going to marry him divorce him and be rich!! Woz still works for apple??
CheekyGit

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:11 pm · Reply

The geek and the freak.
NSFY

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:19 pm · Reply

She had a cameo in Plump, I mean Pulp, Fiction.
nukeman

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:52 pm · Reply

Since when did Woz get demoted from being a ‘billionaire’?
Overlook00

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:55 pm · Reply

I see he still hasnt recovered from the plain wreck
@ nukeman

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 4:57 pm · Reply

Since he spent all his millions…
Murrow

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 5:02 pm · Reply

And so the sophomoric misogyny of MDN and its audience come to the fore once again.

If Woz were dating Ann Coulter or something similar (unlikely), would she be categorised as a D-list blonde op-ed bimbo or is Kathy Griffin being singled out because she is obviously a liberal sympathiser.

In any case, this story is so tangential to the Mac, the iPod, the iPhone or any Apple product or service, it barely qualifies as news; maybe SteveJack should start another site called Mac National Enquirer and start carrying stories about Elvis being found alive and using a Mac whilst working as a Quark XPress jockey at a rural newspaper in Idaho or the image of John Sculley appearing in a crater on the moon.

MDN, this is a cowardly article and you should be ashamed of yourself; if you want to disprove the accusation, tell us about your partner so we can rip her/him based on their standing in their profession.
Dlistophile

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 5:06 pm · Reply

Don’t you guys even *watch* her show? If she had access, she’d date *anyone* to get her picture taken.
Grigori

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 5:17 pm · Reply

Woz or no Woz, Ann Coulter is a “D-list blonde op-ed bimbo.”
Spark

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 5:17 pm · Reply

“would she be categorised as a D-list blonde op-ed bimbo or is Kathy Griffin being singled out because she is obviously a liberal sympathiser.”

That’s what she calls herself. Jeez. The name of her show is something like “D-List Diva”. It’s her whole act.
Petra

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 5:22 pm · Reply

Woz is get’n laid… Good for him… But I do smell a Hugh Joke is on the way for someone…
WOZ and Kathy Giffen two of the biggest partial jokers on the planet… There has to be a giant of a joke in the works.
Guy B. Jones

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 6:16 pm · Reply

Good for both ‘em. God Bless.

Guess Woz bought her a few rounds –
In her stand-up routine, Griffin says that she’s so desperate to get laid, she doesn’t play any games – she tells guys straight up – “if you buy me a drink, I’m definitely [shagging] you!”
Oops

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 6:24 pm · Reply

Kathy Griffin is ugly and obnoxious. With his kind of money he could be nailing a different $1000-a-night hot hooker every day and never taste the same one twice.
LorD 1776

Friday, August 17, 2007 - 6:43 pm · Reply

A lovely couple indeed.