“For those that are too embarrassed to carry around their Microsoft Zune comes the new iFace. The ultimate device for those that suffer from having techno-envy,” Registered Media reports.

Owning a Microsoft Zune player in an iPhone dominated world can become a huge social stigma. Especially if you’re one of those trendy up-and-comers. We’ve solved the stigma associated with owning a Microsoft Zune by creating the “iFace.” The iFace attaches to your Microsoft Zune using a hinge & latch mechanism. Once installed it transforms the outer appearance of your Zune player to resemble and iPhone INSTANTLY. With the iFace you’ll never have to lie to your friends about why you own a Zune. You won’t have to hide your Zune, you can use it as you always have, in any setting. Isn’t it time you get your confidence back? Pick up an iFace for your Microsoft Zune today.

See a friend approaching? Quickly close the iFace cover on your Zune player putting it into an instant state of “incognito.” People will think you actually own an Apple iPhone.

STOP asking yourself, “Why did I ever buy this thing,” and START making people think you’re hip and trendy once again.

Larger version of the parody product ad here.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader "Rod S." for the heads up.]

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