The full poop on Atech’s toilet paper holder with dock for Apple iPod

Atech’s “iCarta” Stereo Dock for iPod with Bath Tissue (sounds better than toilet paper) Holder promises to “Enhance your Experience in any room with your favorite music from your iPod.”

Features:
• 4 Integrated high performance moisture-free speakers deliver exceptional clarity and high quality sound
• Charges your iPod while playing music
• Audio selector allows you to play iPod shuffle or other Audio device
• Integrated Bath tissue holder that can be easily folded as a stereo dock
• Requires AC Power (AC Adapter included)
• Easy to remove from Wall Mount

Specifications:
Dimension (W x H x D): 8.25in x 3.68in x 7.12in (210mm x 93mm x 181mm)

Power Requirements:
12.5 V, 1.25A AC adapter

Speakers:
2 x tweeters for highs, 2 x woofers for lows

Made For iPod: Compatible with all iPod with dock connectors.

No pricing information exists on Atech’s site. According to the SCI-FI Blog, it looks like it’s priced at $99.95. No reseller information is available.

More info: http://www.atechflash.com/

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Escaport” for the heads up.]

[Attribution: SCI FI]

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51 Comments

  1. These would be great in Japan. Load up your iPod with flush noises ladies!

    (Japanese toilets [some of them] make artificial flushing noises – basically to introduce enough white noise to cover up pooping and peeing noises which some women find [apparently] to be very embarrasing)

  2. Don’t know about inferior countries, e.g the one where micro$haft is based, but in England water conducts electricity, and therefore we don’t have many plug sockets in our bathrooms. Just the one socket for a shaver by the sink.

    You americans have fun electrocuting yourselves and iPods, and we’ll watch you through the Queen’s secret cameras. Muahahahaha!

  3. What butthead thought this up and what Ahole is going to buy it? I am pretty worried the whole world is about to suffer a heemoroid epidemic by shi…ummm sitting on the throne too long listening to their iToot…errr…iTumes.

    Preparation H…on the whole it feels rather good!

  4. Lets just pray that no future civilization will dig this thing out. They will get a very skewed picture of our culture.

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    Umm…wait a minute, let them dig this thing out…I thing it’s pretty spot on after all.

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