Men’s News Daily: ‘Liberals should crawl back into their Apple iPods’

“‘So President George W. Bush listens to an iPod,’ began another pointless space-filler in the [New York] Sunday Times, ‘….How uncool is that?’ For the record, President Bush was spared both the ‘nerd’ label, as well as the unfortunate ‘spaz’ classification,” Isaiah Z. Sterrett writes for Men’s News Daily. “‘If someone as mainstream as President Bush has caught on to something allegedly so hip, what can Apple do to keep iPod chic and cutting edge?’ (That was the first time in recorded history that the New York Times was caught calling Bush ‘mainstream.’ Would that Miguel Estrada had jogged with an iPod.) ‘Apple promotes the iPod…with a counterculture package of freewheeling dancers, psychedelic coloring and raucous music. The company’s devotees are almost as fanatical as the Deadheads who followed the Grateful Dead on tour.’ (For future reference, a Deadhead is by definition someone who followed the Grateful Dead on tour.) ‘With simple styling and an easy-to-use format, it is little surprise that even the president has stumbled upon the iPod. Apple has a daunting 75 percent of the digital music player market, dominating companies like Dell and Samsung.'”

“Puzzlingly, it was just last month that the Times was pointing out how frequently iPods are stolen on the Subway. If they’re so uncool, why do they attract thieves? Reflect on the fact that no one is stealing Molly Ivins’ new book,” Sterrett writes. “Also last month, we learned that Apple Computer did fabulously well in the second fiscal quarter, beating even its own expectations. As of Tuesday afternoon, iPods or iPod accessories accounted for nearly 20% of Amazon.com’s top-selling electronics. We must ask: if Apple products were so unfashionable, why are people buying them?”

Full article here.

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66 Comments

  1. RE: G Spank

    First let me state that I did not actually read the article only the quote on MDN.

    Your “racist” points and my responses are below:

    from the article: Liberals, alas, have a habit of telling consumers what to like and dislike. Liberals like capitalism only when it involves buying the things they like, such as both of the products made in France.

    (MISINFORMATION AND HATE)
    Is this misinformation? They tell me I should not buy SUV’s, Exxon gas, tunafish, Kentucky fried chicken, fast food in general or to choose how my retirement funds are spent. Seems more like an acurate assestment than a “racist” stereotype.

    When consumers decide for themselves what to buy, Western liberals become strict Marxists.

    (MISINFORMATION AND HATE)
    At worst an exaguration. At every point where I may choose to purchase a better or safer (note the SUV example above) they seek to demonize me for makeing that choice.

    What’s strange is that iPods, innocuous creatures as they are, have become the subject of leftist rage.

    (MISINFORMATION AND HATE)
    Did you not the protest that Jobs faced recently from environmentalist? Seems like an accurate assestment.

    Someone really should tell these Democrats that, in just one of the hand-held devices, they could store all of their old Barbra Streisand albums—not to mention various hilarious clips from Air America.

    (MISINFORMATION AND HATE)
    It is a joke, and it is funny

    What is evident is that liberals define words differently:

    MISINFORMATION

    conservative: to intentionally offer false statements as fact for the purpose of misleading those who hear/read it.

    liberal: To express an opinion that differs in substans from that which I believe to be true. The accurace of the staments has less bearing than the (political) correctness of the opinion.

    HATE

    conservative: To express malice for someone. To intend them harm.

    liberal: to express an opinon different from my own.

    RACIST:

    conservative: Someone who thinks a person is less good or valueable in society because of the color of his skin or the historical background of his ancestory.

    liberal: Anyone who does not want to afford special privileges based on race. Of course as your very quote shows: anyone who disagrees with you on anything must be a racist since simply expressing differing views from yours qualifies the author of this article as a racist.

    This leads to some starnge conclusions:
    A conservative president who acts on intellegence that turns out to be incorrect has lied. However, a president who offers knowingly false information under oath has not lied.

    A conservative who wants to stop ILLEGAL immigration and make it easier to immigrate LEGALY is a a hate monger. However a liberal who openly ponders if the world would be better of if a conservative president was assasinated is viewed as a “thinker.”

    Perhaps you should look inward for the MISINFORMATION and HATE.

  2. ok Bobby, I will rewrite it so you can understand how hateful it is:

    Title: Conservatives should crawl back into their Apple iPods
    (offended yet?)

    Conservatives, alas, have a habit of telling others what to like and dislike. Conservatives like free speach when it suits them, but are willing to violate it when it doesn’t.
    (does this offend you? Is it true?)

    Conservatives don’t care about the poor, and neither for the environment. God forbid, someone wants to help the poor, or preserve our environment, Conservatives turn into Fascists quicker than a rat turns on his friends.
    (Is this an accurate statement?)

    What’s strange is that iPods, innocuous creatures as they are, have become the subject of rightist rage.
    (True?)

    Someone really should tell these Republicans that, in just one of the hand-held devices, they could store all of their old Karl Rove tapings and listen to Toby Kieth as they reminisce about how they counterfeited democracy in this country.

    Now I figure, you’re a conservative – haven’t I just described you perfectly? And before you go all nutty on me and start trying to poke holes in the arguments posted here, I want to remind you – Thats not the argument. The argument is that the guy writing this is an extremist – akin to a fundamentalist, and is spreading his HATE of Liberals in his writing. He doesn’t know the first fucking thing about “Liberals”. He, along with many others, have joined in this seperatist movement to put whatever hate they have into an ugly characature of what they call “Liberals”. Its delusional, and it is bad. It’s bad for this country. It’s hateful, and when people are hateful, they like to pick a group to blame it on. Wether that group is the “niggers”, the “Jews”, or the “Imperialistic Americans”. In this case it’s the “Liberals”.

  3. I would not describe anything except the cursing as hate there. Though you would be guilty of misinformation.

    Where have conservatives fought free speech? They have encouraged people to not purchase from companies that use their right to speek in harmful ways, but I have not in my lifetime heard then try to silence the voice. I can however point to many examples of liberals do that.

    Conservatives don’t care about the poor. Yet another example of what i was talking about. Conservatives want policies to lift people out of poverty, not to simply give them a handout that keeps them in poverty (though I think as a group they do voluntarilly give more to charities than their liberal counterparts). Conservatives belive in gifts to help the poor and give them dignity not entitlements that assure they get subsistance.

    What right wing groups have protested the iPod? none.

    Well, I am not a country fan, so not much chance of toby Kieth making my iPod. As far as counterfiting democracy, how?

    Like i said i do not see hate in this. I would certianly not equate it to racism. Racism is a horrible sign of ignorrance and hate. This from eather side is a perception of rality, wheather founded in fact or fantacy, it is not hate (though your last paragraph may infact be hate). I realize that at least on the last point you do not really belive what you wrote – but if you did it would simply reinforce my point.

    As a rule, if you disagree with a conservative they tell you you are wrong and try to express why they disagree.

    As a rule, if you disagree with a liberal they point at you and call you a lier, hate monger or idiot.

    Look at the tone of my text versus yours. I pointed out cases (thogh all too briefly) where your facts were wrong. You resorted to cursing and using the most vile words you could find.

    Your only attempt to show that it was hate was to turn the statements around and say how would i feel. I would say look at the facts. The statements you pointed out as racist were simply pointing out what appears to be true with a little humor.

    It is odd that a leftist group is protesting Apple that could be a poster child for liberal ideals. It is strange that the left does seem to fight success where ever they can.

    I find it strange that it is liberals that see the word liberal as slander. I have yet to see a liberal that would sit down and discuss the merits of liberal versus concervative ideals rationally, they always resord to name calling and reciting the catch phrases that they use to provoke hatred of conservatives.

    However, most conservatives want to discuss ideals and and almost never resort to hate. If anything negative is expressed it is pity.

    Once again look at the tone. One side is measured and reasoned. The other is full of real hate and hyperbole.

    But back on topic. It is great that Apple is appealing to both sides.

    If there are any liberals out there (i have known a couple) that understand an honest differance in ideals and can explain it to G Spank, I welcome it.

  4. “Apple promotes the iPod…with a counterculture package of freewheeling dancers, psychedelic coloring and raucous music.”

    Dancing is “counterculture”? What the hell is this, “Footloose”? If there’s a journalistic equivalent of the Razzies, that article wins the blue ribbon.

  5. We Americans hate, I repeat hate, all of you liberal, drivelling, low life, foreign (and minority American), scum bag, commie, slime!!!!!!!!! Keep whining losers no one gives a crap!!!! Go to hell you jealous group of losers. Stay in your hell hole countries and whine. Whatever.

  6. I’m a proud conservative and reject the notion Mac users are inherently liberal. Liberal to me is an evil word. To associate the term with iPods or Apple is ridiculous. Let’s keep politics out of this. Apple is a company. iPod is an invention. Liberals are lazy and immoral. Nuff said!

  7. While we’re at it, lets talk about what a typical Liberal believes in:

    1) The rich should not be taxed less than the middle class.
    2) It is the responsibility in a civilized society for the more fortunate to help the less fortunate
    3) Protecting our environment should be a priority
    4) Health care should not be a privelege of the rich
    5) Going to war should not be founded on lies

    Yeah, that’s about it. I can understand why the word “liberal” carries such hate, such terrible notions. All of the above is truly evil. Even though Jesus would agree with every point.

    These are the CORE value systems. These are the ones that *really* matter.

    Unfortunately, most conservatives have lost touch with reality, and have given into their own desire to hate a people with whom they share their country. They have so much anger in them, they are blinded to the truth and WANT to make their neighbors evil. They go out of their way to slander their neighbors, to call for a kind of witch hunt against them. It’s sad, unpatriotic, and anti-christian. Yet how ironically they wave their flags of misinformation and hate in the name of patriotism and religious zeal.

  8. I think people use the word “hate” too freely. G Spank, I guess I missed your point too. I don’t think your examples were racist or hateful. Ridiculous, ignorant, cartoon-ish, childish, hyperbole (as Bobby offered) are all better descriptives than hate and racist. When you use words like hate and racist you immediately polarize people and if your goal is to get someone to see your point of view you don’t want to start the conversation with a punch to the stomach. Instead of posting a bitchy rant in a forum like this try asking why anyone would agree with the author and debate the issues from there.

  9. G Spank – I’m a professional tax preparer and I challenge you to provide one shred of evidence that supports this bullshit notion that the “rich” are taxed less than the middle-class.

  10. Let’s talk about misinformation:

    “1) The rich should not be taxed less than the middle class.”

    This is an outrageous lie. The top 3% earners pay over 90% of ALL income taxes collected.

    2) It is the responsibility in a civilized society for the more fortunate to help the less fortunate.

    I love how they use the word “fortunate” like the people didn’t actually work their asses off but just suddenly fell into a boat load of money. Hey Spank, is the responsibilty for the hard working to help those that sit on their ass and contribute nothing?

    3) Protecting our environment should be a priority.

    Agreed. Now, list the priorties in order of importance. I think this is where we disagree.

    4) Health care should not be a privelege of the rich.

    And it isn’t. I think what you meant was that the best healthcare that money can buy shouldn’t be a privilege but that’s patently rediculous because in a free market prices dictates levels of service and quality. You want equal healthcare for everyone go to Cuba and let us know how that goes. Even in Canada the wealthy have access to better doctors, usually American.

    5) Going to war should not be founded on lies.

    Lie that EVERYONE thought was true until it turned out that our intelligence was bad, oh, and it was an election year. I think there is sufficient record of congressional democratics espousing the dangers of Saddam and his WMD’s to debunk this statement.

    G Spank, pot, kettle, black.

  11. Liberal Ideals:

    1) The rich should not be taxed less than the middle class.
    The richest 5% pay more than 80% of the tax burdon. while we are fast approaching the point where the lowest 50% pay NO net taxes. And a portion of them get a refund.

    2) It is the responsibility in a civilized society for the more fortunate to help the less fortunate
    No they believe it is a responsibility of the government. Most republicans give heavily to charity. I would prefer to help through my church were it can be more effective.

    3) Protecting our environment should be a priority
    Above all else. Republican belive in being good stewarts of the economy but to be reasonable about it.

    4) Health care should not be a privelege of the rich
    So they want to lower everybody’s healthcare to the lowest common denominator. Have you noticed that most of the cutting edge medical procedures are done here?

    5) Going to war should not be founded on lies
    Again, differance in understanding. George Bush spelled out the case that intelligence gave him. That intelligence was inaccurate. This is not a lie – it may have been incompetence in the intellegence agencies, but that is not a lie.

    Can you say MISINFORMATION?

    Liberals think republicans are evil because they disagree with the policies.

    Conservatives do not see evil in liberals, we believe you are wrong, but in almost all cases we belive that you are well intentioned.

  12. Bill,

    Sure, I agree with you that “racist” is a powerful term to use here. Here is the definition from the dictionary:

    racism |ˈrāˌsizəm| noun the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races. • prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on such a belief : a program to combat racism.

    The way I see this is obviously that it’s not based on race, but based on a political belief system, and as such it satisfies the definition quite nicely.

    I will reprise my point for you. People who spew forth articles that paint a particular group of people (Liberals, in this case) with lies, exaggerations, and half-truths in order to generate a kind of hatred toward that particular group of people are in a sense being racist (just not towards a race, but instead a large group based on a political belief system).

    Anyway, I certainly am not going to get into an argument with you about the tax issue, because that would be like challenging Micheal Jordon to a game of basketball. I will just say it has been my broad understanding that large corperations have many ways in which they don’t pay taxes, and it certainly isn’t Republicans who are going to put an end to it.

    And yeah, I can see that my rant came across as bitchy, because seeing this kind of shit pisses me off. As to the effect it has on people, I quote the following:

    “We Americans hate, I repeat hate, all of you liberal, drivelling, low life, foreign (and minority American), scum bag, commie, slime!!!!!!!!! Keep whining losers no one gives a crap!!!! Go to hell you jealous group of losers. Stay in your hell hole countries and whine. Whatever.”

    I happen to be among the “minoirty American” people, and this kind of garbage has got to go.

  13. Bobby,

    So basically, you are saying conservatives and liberals agree on all the same stuff, with very slight differences. That’s good…I think we all want this country to be great, and we all want our children to live in a peaceful and healthy world.

    A few points:

    1) I injured my leg in Ecuador, and recieved medical care there. Not only was the care first rate, but the care the doctors gave was shocking. It was so good I couldn’t believe it (being used to the hospitals here). It was also free. If a country like Ecuador can achieve something like this, then certainly we can. Face it, our system is fundamentally flawed.

    2) when you said: “Republican belive in being good stewarts of the economy but to be reasonable about it.” I think you meant stewards of the environment. Some would say that was a very telling freudian slip.

    3) When you say the problem is the goverment making people help the poor is the problem, I don’t understand. I mean, are you saying that helping the poor should be left to the kind will of some poeple, but not others? Do you really think in a capitalistic society that helping the poor is just something that some people can do if they want to? While we’re at it, let’s make paying taxes for our education optional. I’m sure we can rely on people’s good will to take care of everything.

    4) I don’t know about you, but Bush’s runup to war looked painfully obvious that he was fudging the facts to justify his crusade to me. I am amazed anyone was surprised when the truth came out.

  14. Everything else aside, because it mostly opinion at that point, I’d like to address your statement:

    “I will just say it has been my broad understanding that large corperations have many ways in which they don’t pay taxes, and it certainly isn’t Republicans who are going to put an end to it.”

    Why would you suggest that Republicans would allow any entity to not pay taxes as described under the IRC? Not paying taxes is tax evasion and that’s illegal. In light of that fact, are you sure you want to cling to your statement?

  15. 1) I injured my leg in Ecuador, and recieved medical care there. Not only was the care first rate, but the care the doctors gave was shocking. It was so good I couldn’t believe it (being used to the hospitals here). It was also free. If a country like Ecuador can achieve something like this, then certainly we can. Face it, our system is fundamentally flawed.
    All i can say, is i like our system and would not be happy with what other countries have recieved from socialized medicine. Yes it is fundamentally flawed – there is too much government interferance – we need less not more.

    2) when you said: “Republican belive in being good stewarts of the economy but to be reasonable about it.” I think you meant stewards of the environment. Some would say that was a very telling freudian slip.
    I just type too fast. Put simply People come first. Clean water and air are necessities. Common sense comes first. For instance I would sacrifice EVERY spotted Owl to save ONE human life. Resposible drilling for oil in Alaska is a positive thing. Environmentalist have gone too far.

    3) When you say the problem is the goverment making people help the poor is the problem, I don’t understand. I mean, are you saying that helping the poor should be left to the kind will of some poeple, but not others? Do you really think in a capitalistic society that helping the poor is just something that some people can do if they want to? While we’re at it, let’s make paying taxes for our education optional. I’m sure we can rely on people’s good will to take care of everything.
    It is just the facts. What does the government get done effieciently?Everything the government gets involved with it messes up. It is a necissary evil, but it should be kept small. The poor need to be cared for in a way that leads them out of pverty. The current system keeps them poor by providing a subsitance level of income and makinging difficult to get out of the trap.

    Education is a constitutional requirement. Do you not see the incredible wast when we spend $10,000 to $50,000 per child on education and we get the results we do? We need to change the system.

    4) I don’t know about you, but Bush’s runup to war looked painfully obvious that he was fudging the facts to justify his crusade to me. I am amazed anyone was surprised when the truth came out.
    Every intellegence agency was saying the same thing even the ones in countries that opposed the war. The reality is i wish we had done it sooner because my fear is the weapons do exist and we smuggled out. But either way, the war was the right decision based on the facts of the time. and as much as i hate war, the world will be a better place in the long run as a result.

  16. Bill,

    sure I will change my statement. It is my broad understanding that corperations and the uber rich have been given many tax incentives from Republicans. Shit, I will take it up a notch. I think people who make $1,000,000 a year should pay a higher rate than someone making $100,000 a year. Hows that? It is my understanding that someone who makes $1,000,000 a year has many options and ways to pay less of a percentage on their income than someone making $100,000 a year. I am sure there are people out there who as knowledgeable as you that could put up a great fight for ya. I am not one of them. So if you want to debate this, you’re out of luck. If you want to share your knowledge on the subject, that’s cool.

  17. Bobby, I strongly disagree with you on some points. That’s ok, because I do not see evil in conservatives, I believe you are wrong, but in almost all cases I belive that you are well intentioned.

  18. G Spank – ” I think people who make $1,000,000 a year should pay a higher rate than someone making $100,000 a year. Hows that?”

    That’s fine, because that’s the way it is.

    Here’s the facts for a single taxpayer in 2004:

    Up to $7,149 – 10%
    $7,150 – 29,049 – 15%
    $29,050 – 70,349 – 25%
    $70,350 – 146,749 – 28%
    $146,750 – 319,099 – 33%
    $319,100 and up – 35%

    Personal Exemption phase out at $142,700 and is completely lost at $265,200
    Itemized Deductions phase out at $142,700
    Social Security tax is limited to first $87,900 however Medicare tax is unlimited.

    Single taxpayer with AGI over $110,000 does not qualify to particpate in Roth IRA and cannot make deductible contributions to a standard IRA.

    G Spank, I understand that certain people make statements regarding the income tax system that would lead you to your current beliefs but those are people who do not understand it any better than you, have an agenda and are trying to illicate a certain response from you to make you sympathetic to their cause.

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